Punditry and Persiflage Article

Sep 15 2024

Shots Fired Near President Trump - AGAIN!


Trump is safe after gunshots were fired in his vicinity on the fifth hole of the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida at shortly before 2 pm EDT on Sunday, September 15th, 2024.

It has been reported that the Secret Service opened fire after they saw a man lift an AK-47.

This is a rapidly developing story, so more reliable details will be forthcoming.


 
4 Comments
Added by Bill Anderton

From the just-completed initial press conference with LEOs, "It was an assassination attempt."
Added by Bill Anderton

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